Hello all. I am a 20-year-old student, wannabe artist, pessimist, and cinephile split between Chicago and Brooklyn named Agnes. At least, I am today. Sometimes I blog about cool stuff but mostly scream about famous strangers. I am an adult, I promise.
"I like my men like I like my isosceles triangles." - Caitlin
"She wears short skirts, I don't wear pants because I never leave my house." - Erin
Anonymous asked: Tell me, when I fuck you with 10 of your one direction pre-teen magazines rolled together into a dildo of prepubescent sadness--will I have that one thing? (your virginity).