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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Hello all. I am a 20-year-old student, wannabe artist, pessimist, and cinephile split between Chicago and Brooklyn named Agnes. At least, I am today. Sometimes I blog about cool stuff but mostly scream about famous strangers. I am an adult, I promise.
“I like my men like I like my isosceles triangles.” - Caitlin 
“She wears short skirts, I don’t wear pants because I never leave my house.” - Erin

</description><title>Shrug Dealer</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @toothyhellbeast)</generator><link>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>keepmywhiskeyneat:

that’s it, we’re done evolving as a species....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me466739vm1qmapf5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://keepmywhiskeyneat.tumblr.com/post/36612788741/thats-it-were-done-evolving-as-a-species-we" target="_blank"&gt;keepmywhiskeyneat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;that’s it, we’re done evolving as a species. we don’t need to go any further. Congrats to all humanity&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50513684327</link><guid>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50513684327</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 15:41:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>vegetasvajayjay:

“In response to Abercrombie &amp; Fitch CEO...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/O95DBxnXiSo?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vegetasvajayjay.tumblr.com/post/50455439090/in-response-to-abercrombie-fitch-ceo-mike" target="_blank"&gt;vegetasvajayjay&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;“&lt;span&gt;In response to Abercrombie &amp; Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/sheila-moeschen/a-letter-to-abercrombie-fitch-ceo-mike-jeffries_b_3245826.html" target="_hplink"&gt;not wanting “not so cool” kids or women who wear size large&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;to wear his company’s clothes,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/gkarber?feature=watch" target="_hplink"&gt;Greg Karber&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;has come up with a funny and creative way to readjust the Abercrombie &amp; Fitch brand.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He’s giving their clothes to the homeless.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;After scouring his local thrift shop’s “douchebag section,” Karber heads to LA’s Skid Row to dole out the clothes among the homeless population. Watch the stunt and find out how you can be involved in one man’s troll-job on a company with some pretty unflattering business practices in the video above.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50513626084</link><guid>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50513626084</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 15:40:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3fb659ad4b26f8c197fb8056a68ba3dc/tumblr_mj3wmeRvA41rlze25o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50511573204</link><guid>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50511573204</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 15:09:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>cali-canuck:

 While trying to avoid the paparazzi, Kayne West...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1805a8ac7ea0da3947285ac6a201d9a1/tumblr_mmlrhfAOWu1qg7suao2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9e20d4d14af2d6fd4b8d4124edf24cf3/tumblr_mmlrhfAOWu1qg7suao1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cali-canuck.tumblr.com/post/50115358310/while-trying-to-avoid-the-paparazzi-kayne-west" target="_blank"&gt;cali-canuck&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt; While trying to avoid the paparazzi, Kayne West walks in to a pole.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50511462129</link><guid>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50511462129</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 15:07:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a50ac6a41e46d3a2ad10b2049b9d7854/tumblr_mmn5862PXP1qksquzo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50509907794</link><guid>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50509907794</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 14:41:00 -0400</pubDate><category>about me</category></item><item><title>establishedmatriarch:

non-fiction, harry styles hates all his fans. tattoos his body irrevocably....</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://establishedmatriarch.tumblr.com/post/50508999068/non-fiction-harry-styles-hates-all-his-fans" target="_blank"&gt;establishedmatriarch&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;non-fiction, harry styles hates all his fans. tattoos his body irrevocably. “no one can love me with a giant butterfly tattooed over my stomach,” he thinks. he is desperately wrong. we all lose.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50509231023</link><guid>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50509231023</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 14:29:48 -0400</pubDate><category>nailed it carla</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b2ac04d51fa081c757b7adf33c0135bc/tumblr_miqs3qXumE1rw4bvlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d6569801028b1100beb7b7fee3c62a9e/tumblr_miqs3qXumE1rw4bvlo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50509192290</link><guid>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50509192290</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 14:29:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>K, but I’m leaving in like two hours and no one is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d28706d4637e2c97b75f2f8c3cea4791/tumblr_mmurbdqJr51qau7b4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;K, but I’m leaving in like two hours and no one is showering me with love and affection?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50509155296</link><guid>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50509155296</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 14:28:25 -0400</pubDate><category>except gaby</category><category>bless gaby</category></item><item><title>molleficent:

rules to live by
if you can do the thing in the bath, do the thing in the bath
if you...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://molleficent.tumblr.com/post/50487015330/rules-to-live-by-if-you-can-do-the-thing-in-the" target="_blank"&gt;molleficent&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;rules to live by&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;if you can do the thing in the bath, do the thing in the bath&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;if you can’t do the thing in the bath, do the thing in bed&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;if you can’t do the thing in bed,&lt;em&gt; is it really worth doing&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50509023847</link><guid>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50509023847</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 14:26:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a5a123c26f95f74bcfd905eb4e39efc/tumblr_mmuodaRoc41qkhi6to1_r1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b1120b1ebae156637df875278cb2585c/tumblr_mmuodaRoc41qkhi6to2_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1ad6b7207c9f07e8952323c331973b4a/tumblr_mmuodaRoc41qkhi6to3_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/53cf53c8445eedc127305c0923253efe/tumblr_mmuodaRoc41qkhi6to4_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50509004263</link><guid>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50509004263</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 14:25:43 -0400</pubDate><category>ohmygod bottom left though like be my dorky loser husband who trips a lot</category><category>i dont know whats happening to me</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c3743c06fbba3c0cf3473159a9d4aa3e/tumblr_mi7c6ic3Md1rpqy2eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50507769439</link><guid>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50507769439</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 14:03:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cace70ef44f06ea8b88d6df24fcc534a/tumblr_mhcqs10OBt1rphfsyo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50507642850</link><guid>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50507642850</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 14:01:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>things I have learned in my quest to become more like harry styles:</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://windvein.tumblr.com/post/50506896501/things-i-have-learned-in-my-quest-to-become-more-like" target="_blank"&gt;windvein&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;1. that thing where you ruffle your hair wildly and then sweep it off your face actually works really well&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2. I can carry a whole four-cup coffee holder in one hand, too&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3. being nice to people is really hard&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50507348014</link><guid>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50507348014</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 13:55:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Is the tv show the &amp;#8220;big announcement?&amp;#8221; Like that sounds awesome but I also feel bad. A...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Is the tv show the &amp;#8220;big announcement?&amp;#8221; Like that sounds awesome but I also feel bad. A tv show AND a new album in December? They&amp;#8217;re gonna die of exhaustion or pull a Bieber and throw up everywhere.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50506983241</link><guid>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50506983241</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 13:48:57 -0400</pubDate><category>i just feel grossly protective over them and they need a break...</category><category>ugh im disgusting i am the one who needs a break</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e94ded32eed11f088eb98f048389a952/tumblr_mjvt4vS7Om1rppxcwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50506858753</link><guid>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50506858753</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 13:46:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/baa8c3fca594f6a4d457d4499f4b9164/tumblr_mmugozCTQD1sqg3cho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50506301041</link><guid>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50506301041</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 13:36:22 -0400</pubDate><category>ugh the flower crown shit</category><category>too real</category><category>pretty boy (◕‿◕✿)</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7d7fc49fd6369236cd27259a25936924/tumblr_mj1370KYbO1qg39ewo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50505208762</link><guid>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50505208762</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 13:15:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>WHAT is this passport photo situation….</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3541a4f154c2e4808ae18b17367566e6/tumblr_mmunv8oJ6x1qau7b4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;WHAT is this passport photo situation….&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50505112655</link><guid>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50505112655</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 13:13:56 -0400</pubDate><category>trying to breakup the onslaught of that shirtless demon on my dash</category></item><item><title>likes-boys:

WTTFF 

</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://likes-boys.tumblr.com/post/50504340013/wttff" target="_blank"&gt;likes-boys&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WTTFF &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/43583314bafd41dd828641abc9b9502c/tumblr_inline_mmun6hzSRx1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50505010080</link><guid>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50505010080</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 13:12:00 -0400</pubDate><category>i</category><category>just</category><category>dont</category><category>know</category></item><item><title>"You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job market with triple..."</title><description>“You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job market with triple the unemployment isn’t interested in purchasing the assets of the generation who just blew an enormous housing bubble and kept it from popping through quantitative easing and out-and-out federal support? Curious.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;When comments are better than the article, &lt;em&gt;Atlantic&lt;/em&gt; edition (“&lt;a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/09/the-cheapest-generation/309060/" title="atlantic" target="_blank"&gt;The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials arent’ buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy&lt;/a&gt;”)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Every time someone says we’re a lazy and entitled generation I’m going to show them this&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They should be happy most of us haven’t moved to the moon yet&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That actually sounds like a good idea at this point &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50502009084</link><guid>http://toothyhellbeast.tumblr.com/post/50502009084</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 12:13:53 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
